Random co-worker: Hey, how was your weekend?
Random co-worker: Oh my god, what's wrong?
Me: *gross sobbing*
Random co-worker: Sit down, take a deep breath. It's going to be okay. Now, can you tell me what happened?
Me: I watched TV. *wails*
Random co-worker: *backs away slowly*
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Well, jeez, that turned out kinda depressing. Should have known, really. Things with Shirley Henderson in them rarely turn out well…
I find myself watching Marple on ITV3. God, it’s cosy. And it goes on for hours. I can’t even bring myself to guess who the murder is. But. It’s ‘Murder is Easy’. It has Benedict Cumberbatch in it. And Russell Tovey (bless) … What - …the suspicious American dame just faked an injury to avoid kissing Benedict Cumberbatch. Why? Why would you...